You have ten seconds between the time you exited the plane until the time you pull the cord on the parachute; what are you thinking?
Pray panic scream think bad thought laugh dry underwear this would make a good episode of Law and Order Criminal Intent wish I was rich how many seconds left?
Wow! Cool! I'm really flyin', man! Okay where's that rip cord? Who stole my rip cord! Wait. There it is. Pull... Hey why is all that laundry flying out of my pack? Oh shit...