TOTALLY! Soulmates, Cuff. I absolutely love that. I can feel him pushing the vibrator in my ass deeper with each slap...it's just fucking...
OMG! Water girl! That definitely sounds like flirting to me. Did it seem flirty?
I like wearing boxers to bed or around the house sometimes, but not under actual clothes - they get all bunched up. You mean boyshorts?...
Also, you fail at making sense.
Red, there used to be monkeys in the US waaaaaay back when, but then people killed them all. There are now no monkeys at all in North America,...
Because my boyfriend got carried away at the Chinese grocery store and all of a sudden we were throwing a "cooking weird food" party. We had...
Has anyone ever eaten a scorpion? Because the BF is now saying he's going to order some and I think he's serious. EDIT: Jesus, Emilia. *applause*
God, weed sounds like a terrific idea. Yeah Cate, honey, you okay?
Cate, what happened to all your pictures?!
You must immediately stop being friends with that girl.
Black knee-length skirt and a pretty hippy-ish spaghetti strap shirt. And pink satin underwear, because that's how I roll today. :)
I think you have to fast for like a week before you start hallucinating. Red, I just ate lunch, thought of you the entire time, and felt guilty....
I figured some of you would make me jealous with the weird stuff you've eaten. (And somehow I knew Red would be one of them.) God, I have so...
Carole King is fucking awesome.
Aw, that's cool, Mitten. And that's another reason you made the right decision: you do not need your autistic son to have to explain his shirt to...
I ate chicken hearts last night. And beef stomach.
But y'know, you'd learn a valuable lesson by borrowing some money, too. You'd learn that your friends are suckers.
Can you bring me some Chinese too? Chinese sounds fucking great.
Oh, I didn't mean to HELP him break up. I mean, not really. I just meant, y'know, if Tree's attracted to him there's nothing wrong with...
I don't want my Red starving to death! Borrow some money! You haven't eaten in almost two days - isn't that enough punishment?
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