heh No, I got a wife...
No you dont NEED sex. Anyone who believes you do is delusional. Like it? Hell yes, its great. And I never had a wet dream from not having it... I...
I want pics to prove it ;)
You have to decide if you want the friend or the girl... you cant have both!
Sorry but I think body piercings are stupid! Ya, even ears... If you were meant to be "holey", you'd have been born that way!
hippychickmommy... Wow... Will you marry me? I couldnt have said it better myself :)
Oops I forgot to say... I love lesbian porn :D No wait, I love boobies! :D I feel better now that I finally let the cat out of the bag...
OH SHIT! I misspelled amateur earlier... I feel like such a fool ;) I'll be back soon... I have to go edit my post :D
Funny thing is when people get what they desire, they then desire something new :)
Try heating a piece of liver in the microwave! hehehe
~~ I'm married so ~~ If I dont get if from myself then I get it from the wife every couple weeks...
You were stupid for going out with a guy with a girlfriend... he was stupid for going out with you knowing he had a girlfriend... it will never...
How about 20% chance? That scare ya enough to get that pill? ;)
You are my dream girl. Just the thought of that happening makes me all hot. Personally, I'd love for her to keep going after... Swallow? Whoa!...
Damn good advice April... I couldnt have said it better... Just remember, even if you love it, there will be times when you dont. One night my...
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If we were playing Jeopardy I would answer... "What is the one thing you will never ever hear me say?"
Does this mean you are retiring the pocket twat or is it at the cleaners?
Skydiving while fucking... I like it!
I wash it better when I know Im getting a bj from the wife :D
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