Resolve some personal issues with my mother.
If only I know about the end of the world: Something wacky and wild! If everyone knew: Something somber and heartwarming.
Some of them are really nice. You just can't get attached. My roomate once fell in love with one and almost bankrupted his entire savings to get...
I haven't had pubes for 2 years. I honestly forgot what color they were. :confused:
*twitches head to side and starts humping waitresses*
I don't have dreads, but maybe that's the problem?
I love awkward transitions. From a story about a deadly intersate pileup to a heartwarming segment about a kid that scared robbers in his power...
Why oh why didn't this happen when I was in high school?
You're like Elaine. :D
Semi nude, I'm not wearing any socks.
Do you use conditioner?
Sorry, but I have a life. :D
My grandmother lives in Aliso Viejo and my uncle lives in LB. Great place. A bit too industrial for my likng but whatever.
Cows have feelings too. And in my opinion/judgement (based solely on one book), they were treated worse.
You're unique, take pride in it.
Good and selfless idea. But lawyers will find a way to fuck it up.
Just flew back from visiting my parents in Nevada... That was like a week of HELL. Thankfully my roomate welcomed me back with open arms and a lit...
What about the other way around?
You should check out Upton Sinclair's The Jungle, believe me it was much much worse back then.
A 15 year old poster of a lion.
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