Depending on the website you order from, I think most things come in some kinda discreet packaging, they also usually say when ordering
Two couples were playing cards one evening. One of the husbands, Jerry, accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the...
got a mall nearby with a spencers in it, they always have sex toys and all kinds of stuff in the back
please do
I was kinda nervous, well more paranoid than nervous. We did it on top of a roof and there were higher apartment buildings around us so I was like...
Two great times i remember was once in a city park on one of the benches, we were close to the road and think some people parked in a van was...
the best site http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
and how did u get this down????
only way i got my g/f off in that position was if i was rubbing her clit at the same time or she held a vibrator too her clit
LMAO
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'...
One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi." The blonde asks the...
Listen here, I have the entire dictonary tattooed on my dick, why dont you let me put some words in your mouth
being to nervous can cause erection problems, i've tried a product like viagra but no side effects which worked for me, have other things to and...
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her...
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been...
In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES...
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women > > differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars > >...
will seek and find you . . . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you . I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I...
lol thats messed up
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