My dreams. Oh yeah, and we still do it in my dreams too. She says she isn't ready to come out in the "real world" yet. ... ok, I admit, I'm...
My dick is approximately .. well, I'll tell you when I can find it! [img]
It's probably just your standard pimple or something.. I've had similar things on my penis after lots of masturbation. I wouldn't worry about it...
No that's not small man .. just go for it. Believe me, I'm 100% sure on this one.
LMAO yeah that part freaked me out .. the entire time I was like "HOLY SH** THIS CHICK IS HOT!" then it shows her in the mirror and it's an old...
I guess it depends on who you're talking to. My common sense says to put a picture of my schlong on the Internet, but then again I'm as dumb as a...
Don't like it? Don't go to the threads. They're clearly labeled "rate my ____" or "see my ____" so I don't see what the problem is. You're in...
You're better off than I am if that makes you feel any better (click to make larger):
Amen to that. I prefer not to look like I haven't been through puberty yet. Natural all the way.
If I was 14 years old and getting some from a 20 year old woman, I certainly wouldn't be complaining. Just my $0.02.
Cyber sex is great until you realize you're just a loser (such as myself) and can't actually get any. It really is so limited, it loses its fun...
Do you have any pictures of yourself? Here's one of me just for the hell of it: [img] I call that my "thinking pose."
Who else likes to use a very soft, fluffy towel for masterbation? It just feels so good rubbing it on my hard cock .. of course when I have to...
My favorite part is when the hot chick gets out of the bath tub and you can see her tits and everything . . . well, at least until we get to see...
I usually get up around 12 or 1 PM and open the curtains and let the sun reunite my soul within so that the energy catapults me into a day of success.
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Is this a documentary about Cheech & Schlong .. err.. Chong?
"Do you like .. have big thingies? Heh heh, heh heh." - Butthead ;)
Firefox because the fox is sexy compared to that big stupid "e."
OH ok I didn't see that part. Sorry.
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