You don't know what I look like you fruit
We just tell it like it is
Fucking hell my mate is right. No such thing as a good looking lesbian is there
Should be banned full stop. Fat birds
So you can fuck me:stupid: We'll call it charity on my behalf
Won't let my missus out of the house unless her tits are hanging out
Okay. PM me your phone number
He's not fucking joking love. Is that you in the picture? A bag wouldn't fucking help your cause. Fucking ugly cow
And a cock up her jaksi. Preferably while swallowing raw bacon soaked in cum
One night, I said to the missus go to the toilet for me, and she said she would if she could but she can't. I said she could and made her to stick...
Yeah I'm a big fan of that Sometimes, in the middle of the cycle when she's dry I stick a knife up my missus' jack and danny to replicate the...
What? You've now got a blackman's dick?
Couldn't be arsed to read all that - just answer yes or no are you saying you don't shove a tampon up your gash when you're on?:leaving:
As you can probably tell by my name, I like my missus swallowing raw bacon with a piece of string attached to it and have my fuck her up the...
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