Papa John is close but no, no cigar. You may delete your post and try a second answer.
We finally have undeniable proof that the aliens are among us. Of course if you've seen a pic of me - you'd already believe.
LAUGH??? How dare you!?!?! S.H.I.T. is serious - this is for the betterment of mankind. I'm about this far (well -you can't see my fingers but...
No matter how much money they offered Doohan and De, they would never return any single call to come back for one more movie. I guess they must...
I don't know if you people will recall these shows/movies (mostly sci-fi) - I was wondering if there were out on dvd... The Champions (2 guy, 1...
S.H.I.T. is a highly reliable source of information. We have collectively done a lot for S.H.I.T.. I hope that people don't take S.H.I.T. too...
1-Stick a giant dildo up your ear as far as you can. 2-Bang that side of the head repeatedly on the wall till you fall into a coma. 3-You'll be...
Hello everyone and everytwo if you're siamese twins, Friday Poll has to be moved somewhere, so even tho, these are no laughing matters - I'll...
I would like to die by viagra overdose and with 12 girls around me. I know that the funeral parlor would be pissed. They hate these suicides...
NO. I could never kill a puppy for any amount of money. A politician though - that's a different story. I'll do if for free.
A parachutist jumps from a plane. His chute doesn't open. He hits the ground so hard that when people pass by - they aren't even disgusted -...
I also believe that all form of life come from leaving fresh cheese unwrapped in your pockets for too long... Although maybe, I should just stick...
The wind is invible? No way José! You can see the wind impose it's shape on how it moves a tree. You can see the wind with it's fast and...
...although - upon brief gathering of my thoughts, I think you might wanna learn things a little more practical than ways of making people angry...
Wow - I'm still able to read some portugese and I got the main idea of that text. I haven't practiced in a hundred years and don't even have...
filha da puta - wouldn't hat be daughter of a bitch? Grossa vaca - big cow. May not sound "so bad" in english to call someone a cow but in...
Hello, Forgive me for invading your sights for a moment... I'm a french, english speaking Canadian. My first crush ever in my life that I...
Spanish is more close to portugese. I studied some portugese and many words were similar. What's cool about these languages is their verbs. The...
Salut, eh oui, je parle français aussi...!
La MEILLEURE façon d'apprendre une langue c'est que ton conjoint/conjointe la parle. Ainsi tu pourra la pratiquer chaque jour. Les bandes...
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