I've done it two or three times, but only once to completion. The time I actually finished was years ago, when I first got my driver's license. It...
Simple question: How many dicks have you sucked in your life? (An estimation is fine.) Did you finish the job every time?
well, watersports would involve pissing.
OH, you said waterplay, not watersports! There's a difference, lol. But what you're talking about, sure. Long long ago when I lived at home...
I remember a song a friend of mine used to play from David Allan Coe called "Cumstains on the Pillow."
For me, many thousands, lol. Still somewhat on topic here, what I used to do was estimate how much money I made at work while jerking off. At this...
I was at the beach last week, on the tenth floor. I sat on the balcony, lubed up and slowly stroked, looking at the girls on the beach. I was high...
I guess probably the best blowjob I have ever gotten was actually from this special gal I used to live with, a long time ago... Anyway, we had...
But then your dick gets hard! lol... Smoke both... "plop!" "Sproingggg!" heheheh
Pretty positive he meant "friends with benefits"
Back in the day when my wife was even giving head, I used to face fuck her a lot. Except instead of doing it like I was fucking her pussy, I'd...
I must be punchy, cause I couldn't stop laughing at this post...
Um, HANG out in her bedroom, I meant
Well, I don't know if this counts as a sexual experience per se, but it ended up pretty embarrassingly. When I met my current wife, we used to...
Not sure about sending a notification, wish I knew. But I meant to say SLOOOOW, lol. And yes, that really is a good way to do it, that way you...
Well, yes I have... Once when I was really young, and I had just discovered pleasuring myself. My sister and I had to share a room, she was 4...
Haha, this reminds me of the place I used to work. There was one bathroom (among many) there that was for like, one person. It had a locking door,...
Immediately after orgasm, I usually think of practical things, like what kind of sandwich I'm going to make or that I have to mow the grass or...
I've heard that the optimal time is like 3 to 4 days. After that, the body kind of absorbs the semen. However, jerking off a few times without...
First of all, stop jacking off so furiously, young grasshopper! Use the lube, but go SOOOOOOW. Half the fun is getting there! That way, the lube...
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