Amazing visuals and action and music. Some very compelling characters and drama. The first 2 hours are a freaking amazing thrill ride with some...
Life would be so wonderful with this new invention! We don't have to worry about potential break-ups and horrible relationships. Our instant...
A lot of people say she looks like Phoebe Cates. When I see her she reminds me of Jennifer Connely. So its a cross between those two.
I was visiting my cousin’s house and going through my cousin’s drawers (don’t ask). I stumble upon a dildo she was using. I then proceeded to suck...
However... The fact that more blacks commit violent crimes, murder, and rapes than whites means that I should open my arms to these sub human...
They are too sloppy and slippery and don't have enough friction. Plus they smell a lot of the time and are red and inflamed. I think thats the...
It's seven or eight of my friends (all guys) and we lie on our backs in a very dark room with the curtains closed and the lights are out. We then...
Here's an unusual question for you... So if you've never noticed, there are variations with people's feet about which toe is longer, their "first"...
Wouldn't it be nice to have a pussy you can have....using just a can opener and pleasuring yourself with it? The pussy in a can is even better...
I kinda wanna do this with you coz you are sort of a cunty, selfish, whiny bitch.:) Muff Teaser Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is...
Flaming Amazon This one's for all you pyromaniacs out there. When your screwing some chick, right when your about to "release", you pull out and...
Hey...How about you and me doing the "Dale Earnheart"?:)
"The rodeo" Right before your about to have sex with your girl. You get your friends to hide in the closet. When you're doing her doggy style you...
Last week I was driving home from work the othe day when an old lady pulled out of a parking lot in front of me. I was no further than 15 feet...
I was trying to pull into a gas station yesterday when an idiot **** pulling out, trying to make a right was taking up the whole driveway while on...
Because that's when the profoundly retarded retards and their owners get their only chance to go out. Seriously. I had a friend who worked in the...
You should of seen this thing. It actually looks like Arby's roast beef sandwich with brownish goo oozing out of it. YUCK!
While sitting on those generic plastic dildos they call chairs, my ass felt really sore. So naturally I moved to shake off the feeling, mostly...
Didn’t this freak get AIDS from ass pumping Greg Louganis in the 70s or 80s or some other time period that isn’t relevant to me? Why is he all...
My girlfriend was bored with "normal" sex so she wanted to do something different. She wanted to use a strap-on dildo on me. I was hesitant at...
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