2 times, in 2003.
Is this post you are reading the stupidest post you have ever read in your whole goddam life, or are there some sillier ones about masturbating?
Oh!
Do you do this in bed?
But you don't know what it means to be full of shit.
I only get an ugr when I'm constipated, not when I am wanking. I.e. Uggggrrr!....(plop)....ahhhh, that's MUCH better.
It takes one to know one.
When you wear her thong put it on quickly before she has had time to take it off.
There was a young man from Kent, Who's cock was incredibly bent, To save himself trouble, He would bend it double, Instead of cumming, he went.
Sorry...What did you say? I just nodded off...and..[yawn]...time for bed. (Does a reverse spiral up his own arsehole - sound effect of bath water...
(DING DING DING)...WARNING! BORING THREAD...(DING DING DING)...WARNING! BORING THREAD...(DING DING DING)...etc...Yawns, falls asleep and collapses...
Yes, piss off scammer.
Why? Does it do party tricks and run after and fetch a stick when you throw it when you are out for a walk? If so I would love to see it. If...
Rubbish!!...What evidence have you to make such an unintelligent statement? Smug self congratulatory posts filled with unfounded technical claims...
Unfortunately, it is something that you have to try for yourself. The two guys above obviously love theirs, however, I bought one two years...
One thing that never fails to make your cock soft is to gently push a red hot needle down it and then say .... 'bollocks, perhaps that was a...
Voyons, elle/il a dit qu' elle/il est bi (cherie) alors!!?
Le_Femme_Floral: LE Femme?? Ca n'est pas possible, Je pense!!
It's a toss up between picking my nose with my tongue or sucking myself off...Oh, I see what you mean.
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