Oui oui mon petit. Pe-tit. hehe.
Does she always give you the same future prediction? As to the seven quid, maybe she just needs that money for her bus ride home. To Birmingham....
116 minutes long? Are you having a laugh? I'd rather saute my nuts in vinegar than sit through that arse.
So I was thinking to myself "What's a bigger problem than hippies in this world?" and all I could think of was them bloody Jipsies. My mum once...
It's very hairy.
That's so profoundly profound. Whoaaaaaaoaoaoa.
Doobies.
So you're advocating theft? Isn't that, uh, illegal? Dude.
I know you are trying to be cool and edgy, but it really does just look retarded - can you stop calling it muzik?
Really?
Aww it's a baby.
I like the style of the life work, tis good considering you are still only 15.
*deliberately walks in front of Ber-Limey to emulate being stalked*
Yeah, the one exception is when they start rubbing their cock against a lamp post.
This shit's aboot ta git kerrrrazy in here. So take off all your clothes.. I am, gettin' so hot, I'm gon..
Has easter been already? I think I missed it.
I feel cheated - I was expecting some sort of wishy washy intro that says nothing, means nothing, achieves nothing. *sings national anthem*
I'm calling the RSPCA!
That lounge has a built in giraffe! I still don't know why I said yesterday, it was last week. Mental.
Well you see the thing with an ubblooohwah bloody hell. I saw a road sign yesterday that set the speed limit to 80! 8-0 miles an hour! A sign!
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