I don't believe in Dog. -Dyslexic Atheist
Nice tolerance. I love when people practice what they preach. "I need everyone to accept me, but I can't except that people disagree with me."...
I only use the knit condoms for anal, so you can poop the fuzz right out.
Let's hear it for America Jr.
Sweet, I won a Nobel Prize too.
I love goats, broham! Wilkommen.
I knew a guy named bart in the joint. He was old, but he was cool.
A colored hippie? WTF? Ecstasy is for half-breeds.
I've met some cool people from America Jr. before. I won't judge you for eating gravy and cheese on your fries. Plus, the new guys got to stick...
Mallow, I'm also new here, but I have some advice I learned in the clink: It's not gay unless your balls touch. You can take that one to the...
Thanks for the warm welcome, people. I crochet my own condoms. They're not very effective, but they are snuggly.
Hey, amigo. I'm originally from AR, too. Just north of Little Rock.
You seem like an old soul. Hey Van, I won't buy my wife a watch because there's a clock right there on the stove! Giggity?
Hello fellow bohemians. I just found this site, and I like it so far. I live in Arizona, and my friends call me Nougat. I enjoy hacky sack,...
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