i've woken up from a pleaserful dream and got up to use the facilities and had some massive queefage. made my partner laugh.
Spasm waiter dropping to his knees, sees slander on wrap paper ties lifting up his head he peels the sunlight in his eyes grasp a kettle top and...
meatloaf phish (sorry, sorry, I LOVE YOU PHISH!) the attractive female twins wilco garth brooks barbra streisand bette midler the moldy peaches...
I have a doors tape that my dad recorded when he was young, it's one of my favorite tapes!
damn that jim morrison... too sexy.:rolleyes:
The Ramones are all damn ugly.
I burned a cd and called it "sunny day driving cd"... perfect for driving on sunny summer days! Brown eyed girl - ? feeling groovy - simon and...
Janis Joplin!!!!:D
eh... phish grateful dead queen beatsteaks simon and garfunkel squirrel nut zippers beatles rolling stones janis joplin bob marley
Fee weigh contact the squirming coil reba fluffhead undermind
Johnny Depp... he's the same age as my daddy. But who doesn't have a crush on him?
I was fifteen and he was seventeen... we had been dating for eight months. We skipped school for the last two hours because it was the last day...
:) this one time my friend, Jake, my mother, my boyfriend and i were all sitting in my room about 1/2 an hour after my bf and i had had sex... my...
THey're like having two giant ear lobes on your chest, but with a fun button on each one.:D
haha... I did that with my first boyfriend. I've only slept with four. I can still fit them all on one hand... so I'm happy just for that. All...
::sigh:: I remember my first shroom trip. I became best friends with a pirate/gypsy with a small flamingo on his shoulder. In the morning I...
GIVE ME THE COCK!
My greatgrandpa and greatgrandma are stepbrother and sister. They were living in the same house and my greatgrandpa took gram out for a a date,...
the new trojan TWISTED condoms... WHOA... they're awesome!:D
Maderma a bit pricey... and it takes a few weeks... but it works like a charm... works for discolored areas too. You can find it at most Wal-marts.
Separate names with a comma.
