I'm pretty Switzerland about it. I have young kids, so it's fun because of that. Between my husband and myself, we have hardly any family. We...
I had this happen to me a couple years back. A package was delivered to my home by mistake; the correct address was on the label. I had the best...
Mint. Oh my goodness I love the smell of mint.
I bought my husband an old vintage Royal Quiet DeLuxe typewriter. My grandparents are cheap AF, so I love to splurge and buy them a gadget they...
Bleh - They're not usually my thing. I'm transitioning this year, so there's no Xmas party to speak of, but when there is, it's hit or miss if I...
I've bought a few mattresses now from Amazon. It's cool how they package em. The last thing I bought on Amazon were diapers and a leather...
Idk I might be getting old or maybe my sentiments are just changing, but I really enjoy Christmas decorations and holiday music.
COSTCO's knock off liquor.
Yesterday I wore my Made in China MAGA hat along with my Nasty Woman t-shirt to buy pot for the first time legally. I felt all sorts of...
Who cares what the city may refer to them as? If you celebrate Good Friday, I doubt you do so with the whole god damn city. And who the fuck...
I'm going to buy myself a Ninja Coffee Bar, because I'm Santa as of late.
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Idk maybe? This place has been pretty boring and uneventful for the last couple of years. I've learned how to kill sometime I suppose?
Whenever Red Lobster gets brought up, I can't help thinking about Beyoncé pretending to be black and bringing Jay Z to Red Lobster after he fucks...
I can't imagine this is a common enough to be concerned about, but as creepy as it may be, it's kind of harmless.
Oh, you're not dead? Hm
And totally LOL'ing $700 being too expensive to rent. I'd give a lot to pay $700 a month.
Honestly, I've been where you were in the past. I was offered a beach front house, complete with amazing pool and hot tub, in Hawaii. The caveat...
Not that I go to bars anymore, but I generally tip 15-20% at restaurants. When I did go to bars, and if I'm ordering drink-by-drink, rather than...
Cool story, man.
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