Darcy is queen of the Universe I decided it one time, it wasn't hard She's so sweet and pretty She doesn't have to say please or thank you She can...
I've only been gay once in my life. And it didn't feel good. I mean, when I shot my load it felt good but afterwards I felt like I had done...
This one time I threw Tandy across the room from almost 400 miles away!!...
Wow, shouldn't have done that huh? A lot of you are lucky you don't live in that part of the world. My question would be what made them do that?...
Yeah as far as I know I have four of them out there...
I know a half-chinese girl who spoke French in Canada as a young girl.
AAhahaha. Well, I do have cones and rods. Blonde.
I already know how silly. But I would definitely beat the living fuck out of you.
Wait, nevermind..
I got there around 6:30. I walked, in my sandals. MY sandals, which are missing. I don't know where they are. Anyways, I got there at 6:30, no...
Yes, a lot of people on the street treat me like a prostitute. I am a boy.
My friends have several. Beautiful dogs, with jaws like none other. Pit bulls need to be beaten, and I recommend teaching your females to take...
My beautiful babe is pound spayed..
Yeah for reference I don't put up with tattoos, piercings, or <i>dyed</i> hair.
Long after it starts to hurt, frankly.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. A sandy tongue means my family is broke.
Yeah it's gay. Gay as fuck.
Don't ever say, type, or think anything like that again for as long as you may live.
I watch it sometimes but I don't get a lot of the programs.
I tell ya, I tried to bring a date home once. Not quite sure why it didn't work...
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