guilty, oops my bad didn't look at the date on the post. sorry!
Why hasn't somebody opened up a chain of these? Even if I had a girlfriend, no way she'd be a vegetarian. Come on people chop chop! Pretty please,...
I'm not a huge juice guy, if anything i'm partial to orange.. but this stuff is amazing. It comes in little glass apple bottles and I'd drink it...
Items needed: 1.Cocaine 2.Baking Soda 3.Crack Pipe 4.Lighter ha! go juggla! lmao
that's the problem girls with dating gay guys, they are not really into vagina.. lol
Hey Bud, ignore the obnoxious jerkoff just called you immature.. If the entire civilized world expected you to be mature at 16 (if you really are...
Not that any of these things would be considered profound or all that unusual.. it's that as I've gotten older I see it for what it is, most of...
oh snap! my bad that's what i get for not reading the fine print... wonder how that worked out and what he is up to now?
reading it, shit- we could re-live it real time if ur buying or got the hookup on two or more busty party girls.. hell, if you know where we can...
Lmao, riiiggghht!
There is too much top shelf pussy at the renaissance fair said no one ever..
the 3 biggest lies. 1. ill only stick the tip in 2. it will only hurt for a second 3. i PROMISE i wont cum in ur mouf
yeah, i promise you'll get paid. And I would NEVER put anything like that on the internet. trust me, lol
relax dirk diggler, ur psyching urself out. AND you have a conscious. congratulations. the good news, u r not a narcissist or sociopath (so prolly...
He calls you "buddy" and hates condoms. really? that's it? where is the problem part? did i miss something?? don't project ur "i used to be...
Biggue smalls is a famous rapper with a giant dick and a million dollars. (or he was, dead now) tell ur guy to get on his knees and eat that pussy...
Tell him you are a big girl and you have full control over what, where, and with whom you do it with. Tell him you have several concerns regarding...
Dude. you are 16. FUCKING RELAX! you are way too worked up about this and pussy in general. find somebody (a guy) a few years older than...
two ways this can go. one, you start doing heroin with her and eventually both of you will overdose and die. (yeah, how romantic.. how long has...
touch the monkey.. touch it! Lol
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