Yeah, I have a feeling you're gonna make a ton of money writing "Romance" novels one day.[img]
Yes, I am the Pied Piper for penguins. The main problem is penguins won't follow someone playing a flute, only a jazz piano, and that sucker gets...
Our next project: Drugs for the Poor
That's crazy talk. Who's gonna turn down free porn? They will take it and they will like it, or it's no porn for you! Porn Nazi I like you no...
The great philanthropist Mitten Kitten suggested that in advance of my parents coming over that I should not throw out all my porn but give it to...
If you like Pacifico you should try Caribe from Trinidad too. [img] Not a fan of Negro Modelo, mainly because that what I was drinking while...
It's always easier that way [img]
I just found at this last week that I've been allergic to egg protein my whole life! It's a bitch to cut out everything with egg in it, but omg I...
Back to depressing, my stepdad owned a business which made canvas tops for boat builders. He had about 50 employees, and worked there one summer...
From what I gather, he plays the "wounded sparrow" to get a pity fuck. Unfortunately for him (and the rest of us) it has apparently worked before;...
You ever read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance?
That's cool. It's fine to be analytical, but don't take life too seriously, or it will take you too seriously.
lol You depress me. I mean can't you take a compliment without dissecting it? Tommyboy
Omg, that reminds me of a time me and my friend were at a UCF football game. This ten year old kid comes back from the concession stand with a...
That dream is common. This page has some interesting interpretations about it. http://www.experiencefestival.com/dream_teeth_falling_out_meaning
Bawhahaha! OMG Does Cooloner harrass every friggin chick on hf. His phone bill must be 5000 a month! Sorry, I don't mean to laugh but Jesus H. Christ!
See now that's fucking bullshit. I would never even call a woman once unless she asked me to, but that anyone can be compelled to call someone...
My bad, I didn't know you just wanted to torture him. Carry on. My head could really use a tit brush right now, so I'm off to the library.
You just need to push the John Willkes Booth Button on facebook. :leaving:
Find something about him to make fun of, not in a mean way, but tease him to knock him down a notch so that he will want to fight to regain his...
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