I got my name from this mexican I used to work with.
i'm talking about how i feel. i'm the only one that knows anything about that. I'm sure everybody else knows what I meant. That's why I chose...
lol, no one's gonna read that... and i thought i was logged in under my regular screen name... shit
Anyone who follows a religion closely should sit back and think for a second. Why do you believe what you believe? For most of you the answer will...
He gets everything. Where's "Jesusfuck"???? Of course nobody thought of that one. - Peace out, niggas.
Just thought I would let everybody know in advance that we have decided to send George W. Bush to Hell when he is done with his life. And everyone...
Welcome. If you need to be saved, just PM me.
Past Jobs of mine: 1) Carpenter 2) Miracle Worker 3) Cook at the Bread & Wine Cafe 4) CEO and Founder of Christianity 5) Savior of the...
So... I guess you liked the lady I sent to your room last night. Don't worry about it. I paid. You've been good lately, so I figured you...
Good girl.
I have the same problem.
Jesus loves you!
Yeah. I used to love going fishing with the guys and sparkin one up with them. Those were great sessions. I'd walk on water and shit to freak...
I'm from Nazareth, but was born in Bethlehem.
nope. just a horrible father.
Republicans are the spawn of Satan. This is a fact. Jesus Loves You.
Jesus loves everybody thats going to Bonnaroo.
Hi, my name is Jesus, and I smoke weed. I love getting stoned and listening to that unplugged sublime album, and sometimes the jerky boys. Thank...
I hate dying.
Don't quit your day job, Father.
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