Straight up?
A pussy looks like a clam wearing a fright wig. The smell and taste are dreadful. Other than that, they're fine. [ATTACH]
Good grief!! You caught my eye!! I've been snagged...
Absolutely. Organized religion, not personal (logical) beliefs. I will fight those greedy bastards till my last breath. Blank Title [ATTACH]
They want your money. So shut up and tithe! Pay the 10% vig.
Jesus led by example. No Christian religion teaches anyone to do that. They would rather preach shit they made up. [ATTACH]
It's all made up bullshit. Believe what ever you want, just do no harm. [ATTACH]
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Masturbation would be murder. Enjoy!! [ATTACH]
So, he's got you beat?
Everything in every religion is made up shit. That people believe it is disturbing. [ATTACH]
Theft of the winter solstice. Same for Easter, Halloween, and Labor Day.
God gave you everything you need to survive and thrive. Your job is to choose wisely. Promises? [ATTACH]
Memorizing the shop manual of your car makes far more sense. [ATTACH]
Been done. Started about 25,000 years ago and ended with the advent of agriculture about 12,000 years ago. Life expectancy was 68-78 years. [ATTACH]
Earth has been broadcasting it's "culture" for over 100 years. Any other race would NOT allow humanity to travel beyond it's solar system....
Any year where toilet paper usage is taken for granted.
From your lips to God's ear. Don't count on it; we are a dangerous and greedy species.
If everything collapses like I think it will, toilet paper. Got kinda used to having it handy, [ATTACH]
The most logical view of the future has been documented. This is NOT intended to be humor; please think about it. [ATTACH]
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