Vroom Vroom!!
You're a virgin? I'm verging on the ridiculous. Sometimes it's riCOCKulous. Or a rhinocerus.
Umm... Albin0... You have both eyes open, sweetheart...
I cannot do 'wake and bakes'..... I am a responsible human being with important things to do. My god!! Is this what the wolrd is coming to??
I was chatting to a woman I know in a bar and she was asking me why I don't drink alcohol. I pointed out all the bad things about it (big up to...
Really? Why?
Starbucks everywhere in China mate. The Chinese love it! I hate it, but I like the female customers that go there.... Possession of dope in...
I am not black and neither am I in possession of an Afro. Come to think of it I don't have as much luck as the geezer in Enter the Dragon, but I...
Hello stoners... I live in Shanghai and I get stoned every day on this really nutty gear that I buy from some Muslim fella down the road. I get...
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