Has Friend been banned again by madcrapshit?
Insane Jester, My son, I would like for this to go on but I must tell you that you are not even the little peanut in my shit. Thoust have...
Never mind Verseau, I'm taking this up... FRIEND
I thanketh thee for recognizingeth thy Father in Heaven.
Hello MY children - DADDY wisheseth to addresseth you these important words: Who doth pusheth back the wind whoseth gustseth more dust than the...
Hello characters, Yes, I descend once more from the MONTAINS OF CLOUDS upon you all. I knoweth that your hearts are filled with joy and your...
1-If I masturbate, I gotta hide because I tell everyone not to do it. 2-Long shift (eternity). 3-I hate heights and my work place is sittuated...
It's...it's...I dunno that damn Pope hasn't paid my electric bill so...
...and that cows don't have anything to do with it...
I have just layeth a divine fart from my infinite ass. It sure feeleth good. Just so you know that the ozone layer will melt a little moreth....
Wiskers, Here's a nice parable for you. Once there were two rug salesmen. One was black and the other was white. So one day the Black one...
You won't need any bags where you're leavin'. Watcheth out for fallin' pianos. Daddy (who will soon see ya).
juicy_redgirl, I have read your post and it hath truly touched the heart of your father. I have decided to take active participation in your...
Colon, I told you to stop shooting the liquid from leaking batteries into your veins. Inasmuch as I loveth you, I can't always watch over to...
Undressed Ape, That was a sure nice reply you gave Pops up here. I'm really proud to have created you. You're the only who replied what I...
Well, I'll be!! Jesus does blow donkey cock but, how in St-Paul dideth you knoweth about it?
If some pedophile rapes, murders, cuts and eats a little 6 year old girl, he goes to jail. There he will not have to work too much, have tv and...
It's a general rule but if you have money... We take Visa, Mastercard and AMIRACLE EXPRESS too... Coming soon: direct debit card payment... Pops.
Population control? I didn't say I would tell you why or asked why. I asked if you ever wondered about it... Stick with the program Bud... Dad.
You might've read my initial post Colon, you might just have done so...
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