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I'm probably more like 1.5-2 wanks a day at most, as my job is a doddle and I can have everything done by 3. Some weeks I'll have 1 or 2 for that...
After watching Wolf of Wall Street a friend started going on about his "numbers" i.e. the number of times he masturbates or "danger wanks" at work...
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