And says to the Maitre'd "Table for 26 please" Confused, the Maitre'd does a quick head count, and says "But there are only 13 of you." Jesus...
Love means nothing to them.
Because his career is in ruins.
He manages to pull over safely and recovers the tire. When he does he notices that he does not have any spare lug nuts to re-secure the tire the...
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Because I wish you were real... ...Damn I am lonely
Can you believe that? 3 in the morning, but luckily i was still up playing the drums.
They said thank you. I said don't mention it.
offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it. It's spam.
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasaurass.
You'll get jurasskicked!
She's never getting her nose back.
He tells him, "I tell everyone about this kid and what a moron he is. Every time he comes by I offer him two quarters OR a single dollar bill. He...
That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
We haven't met yet.
It's a complex complex complex.
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then...
I don't know y.
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says,"uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.
In his sleevies...
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