ridetheteapot - Deny and 48 Hours were songs from the Clash's first album. They were included on the 1977 UK release but not the 1979 US release -...
...were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of...
Hmmm... difficult, but these will just about do at the moment.... 1. English Civil War 2. Safe European Home 3. I'm So Bored With The USA 4....
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics? 29 have been accused of...
Three motorcyclists are arguing as to what is the fastest thing in the world. "It's light" says the first one. "when you switch on your...
Yes Zajko, thank you.... *sigh* don't you hate it when a joke has to be explained...? :banghead: :leaving:
I bought a laptop a few weeks ago, and it came with Vista... utter shite... I'll be loading XP in the next few days... sometimes progress ain't...
Lithium, Power 13, mamaKCita, LA Matthews, and a few others (my apologies for any names missed, but these have stood out in recent times...)...
Whats the difference between a lawyer getting run over, and a cat getting run over? There's skid marks in front of the cat.
...is skipping through the forest, carrying a basket of goodies to her grandmother. She whistles a happy tune but her friends the little bluebirds...
I can detect a faint burning odour.... Does anyone need a lubrication break...?
spurious
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting...
Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Peshwari Naan
Meniscus
1984 Britannia Hospital Blood Diamond
I love it when a plan come's together.... (Hannibal Lecter)
:wank:
1. Bought another motorbike 2. Wondered where I'm going to keep it 3. Stuck it behind the shed
I'm prepared to agree with that also
Separate names with a comma.
