Going to Dalian next week (another beach city... Fuck, I hate beaches). There's a weeklong holiday coming up. October 1st - 6th (or something like...
According to the title of this thread there's a moderate chance that I'm in fact a trans woman.
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Depends what your lie is. If you're applying for a job where you have a good idea of how everything works, but don't actually have any...
Obviously it’s the only way for them to be gay without something happening to them. Mohammed during the day. Melanie at night.
All the hot chicks left turkey because they kept being sold into sex slavery and used as escorts.
The “ok” hand gesture is used at McDonald’s when you use the self service machine. Racist bastards.
Hello, Mr. Kim.
Call it Scentsy.
Touch me, baby - Jim Morrison
Its pronounced “Gabe”, and he’s a terrific guy...
On a train. Vroom, honk, crash...
There’s a video of James Hetfield on a plane around 2003 holding oval-shaped cookies to his eyes (looked Asian) and saying “You don’t know Kung...
I must be retarded, because I have no idea what the fuck she was talking about.
MK Ultra has never done me wrong.
I usually take a screenshot of the pic and post it that way. Smaller file size, and for some reason it gets posted the right way. ——- In other...
God was the original Bill Cosby. That poor woman didn’t even know she was pregnant.
All of the American franchises have almost completely switched over to online ordering. You don’t even need to use the self serve computer...
I would have laughed about it at the time. When I got home, I would have used it as an opportunity to "get things going" with the ol' lady,...
Depends if you can kick the father's ass of the Girl Scout you just sexually assaulted.
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