I'm not a trigger man. But I know the guy I hire has more than one bullet. One for you and one for Libertine. *now back to my mommy's udder*
500 lbs is ok with me as long as the chick is about 10 foot tall. Daisy likes anybody that will talk to her.
I like bodies that don't have a penis.
Make your boyfriend beat off in front of you. If he won't do that then make him finger your ass while you are tearing open the package.
I shave mine on occasion; crack and all. Usually when it gets so long that I could braid it.
God, i hope you don't live across the street from a grade school.
What are you fucking kidding? Go back out in the yard and just play with your Radio Shack remote control cars, would you?
You forgot, "Libertine needs a well placed bullet to the ol noggin"
Tiger's sucked my dick before and it wasn't even THAT great!
I shower with a swim suit on.
Don't count your chickens til they hatch.
Erise, You are nothing short of moronic, mate!
My drawers are kinda drippy!
You need a boyfriend or..........something.
Good call Squawkers. I doooooooo like the ladies. [img]
TMI You really didn't need to answer my question. The answer was all too obvious.
A better question would be.... Why do you taut yourself as a gay whore?
Shop vac? No. Pillowcases and socks. Yes. Some of each. Whenever I beat off, I wipe it on a sock or pillowcase and stuff it under my mattress so...
Ooooohhhh! Guacamole. I thought guac was a name for a man's love juice or something.
get to know the new BugMan............PM me! Or just post a question for me on the forums. I'd be glad to share!
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