Share your homemade sex toys here, I don't have one (Unless you count the hole in the pocket, which I RARELY use). LET THE FAPPING BEGIN
A man is masterbating on a bus. The bus pulls to a halt and he climaxes loudly. Everyone turns around to see the mortifying sight. The man cracks...
This dream started with my standing atop some random snowpile in a random (but familiar), street. I get told by my friend (Let's call him Jeff)...
I have a pair of loose fitting jeans with a hole in the pocket... As you can probably tell, I masterbate in public using it. THE RUSH is what gets me.
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