Did you have kids in school when Michelle Obama tore apart school lunch programs? I did. And my wife was a lunch lady. There weren’t any vending...
Fuck those fucking fucks. I served my country for six years only to find myself on the Terror Watch List. TSA practically rapes me whenever I fly...
My daughter. She performed on Young Sheldon, American Mom, Blackish, Fuller House, Game Shakers, Henry Danger, SEAL Team, and a long list of other...
Not super famous, but my daughter was on over 60 TV shows, commercials, and music videos. She was on multiple episodes of Young Sheldon,...
It’s not that simple and both parties are responsible. Every President’s wife picks a cause to lobby. Nancy Reagan focused on drug abuse (“Just...
It’s still in place, but the Glock switches being intercepted by ATF are mostly coming in illegally from China. Every article I’ve read about...
My son just moved to Portland (we’re near San Antonio, so pretty close to Austin). I drove with him on the move. It really bothered him seeing...
There’s no reason not to ask. It doesn’t mean you have to argue if you disagree. As long as she’s reasonable it could be an interesting...
Dead & Company show in Boulder last summer. I took my son to all three shows. The Stealie is 600 drones... [ATTACH]
Yep, the most intense sex I ever had was on acid. I loved acid back in the 90's. I liked sex better on acid than ecstasy, even though ecstasy is...
Not in regards to Portland, but Democrats have a history of trying to block new Walmarts being built because Walmart doesn’t support unions. They...
There was a couple that lived above my wife and I in our first apartment together in Boston. They'd have sex for hours and we could hear...
Wow, it’s been a whole year since I posted this. We’re about to celebrate 30 years together this Sunday, on Mother’s Day! A lot has happened in...
I never let myself cum first. Fortunately I’ve always had good control of my orgasms, so alway made sure my wife came first. I try to push it and...
Wellbutrin. It’s the only anti-depressant that increases sex drive. It also gave me explosive orgasms. Then my doctor added Focalin. The...
My cousin spent five years in prison for molesting his step-daughter. He was kept in gen pop. He never had issues for being a pedophile....
Yeah, but we let you do it in high-definition with faster download speeds, so those mind-reading thoughts don’t get buffered… There’s nothing...
Of course they can. What do you think 5G is all about? I know everybody here thinks it’s about spreading COVID or nanobots, but it’s really a...
Some shit head with a long criminal record tried to outrun police, assaulted four police officers, was so drugged out of his mind he resisted...
I’m obsessed with a Nicaraguan girl. I married her. Well, she’s Cuban, too. Her parents fled two brutal dictatorships.
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