Sounds like you need a good man to show you the secrets...
Give it a break. It's not like he plans on fucking her in the ass with a totem pole while her husband watches. All he wants to do is spew a little...
Hitler said the same thing.
You could poke somebodies eye out with that!
Have a look here http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1755234#post1755234 It may provide some insight...
Well, that's one way to keep that area clean I guess...
methinks you should check the area around your frisbee-sized piss flaps for odor as well. A few days of sweaty coochie can bring teh suck.
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