Ha well the only reason women say penises are ugly is because they haven't got one, if they did they would think they were beautiful and men would...
You win the prize :)
[QUOTminmyunderwear;8063558]maybe your penis just happens to be the really nice looking exception to the rule. Nice thought :) but probably not
lol :)
Nope they're women I've been talking to most of them for two years now.No point in me even posting this if I wasn't sure they were women. Some of...
Actually I know they are women, I've been talking to most of them for two years now. There are some gay men commenting too but I know most of them...
My wife came home from a party and told me she sucked a guys dick. I was disappointed but I didn't marry her to hold her back from things she...
On the internet it seems most women say that penises are ugly. Women also seem to think that my face uglier than an ugly penis it would seem. I'm...
TAURKUS is awesome like most of their stuff, they kinda lost me a bit on Works 2 and Love Beach but they had their good moments
Oh but then there was the woman who drugged her husband and cut of his penis because they had a fight about who could come and visit them. I'm...
Ah women just love to humiliate men and the small penis thing is pretty much the best thing they can come up with. A man's penis is the perfect...
QUOTE=nz male;7944772]Its basically a way of not allowing my sack from retracting back to how it would if cold. The testes do get pressed against...
As long as it's not longer than my dick...that would be embarrassing :p
I think women who say penises are ugly just don't want to give men any credit because they want to be the ones with the beautiful body parts. If...
My mommy used to buy me underwear with a fly in them when I was a kid but then I grew up. Some of those underwear were so stupid my penis would...
Really a man can't do anything if a woman is hitting him he just has to take it. You can't fight her off. Someone said restrain her but you can't...
I like The Sword Of Shanara by Terry Brooks
I would never finish myself off when she was around. Most women I've been with seem to think it's gross when a guy touches himself
I don't like the smell or taste but I've given lots of oral sex to women so I'm used to it
I'm usually up before my pants are off but I find now now that I need constant direct stimulation to keep it up or it will go up and down and up...
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