No. No. No. Yes... I mean no. Clearly this Dooly Tilly has upset you in the past and I am truly sorry for the great deal of pain he must...
It's a symbol of individuality within the work place. All ties are different in their own special way. Hooray! Better be careful next time....
What is the point in wearing a hanky on your head? They don't have snot for hair.
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