How many libertarians does it take to change a light bulb? None; a free market economy will take care of it. How many quakers does it take to...
The wording I have heard, which may make the point clearer, is: "Is the bar tender here?"
Unfortunately, many people still fall for this internet scam.
When could a person get perscription glasses C/W frames and lenses for $30?
7 probably flopped his victim over first, so he was just another 6. No wonder 6 is scared! If two's company and three's a croud, what are four...
Check out the orange bedrooms in "Oh I Love it so Much...", a couple of threads down (unless it gets bumped up).
There was an old woman from Worcester Who dreamed Marlon Brando sedorcester. She woke up to find It was all in her mind; Just a lump in the...
The logic of the above post is correct, but the numbers are misleading due to a confusion between the scientific "calorie" and the "Calorie"...
I guess Maltese qualifies, although I hadn't thought of it as a European country - well it's certainly not African or Asian either. I would have...
Who can name the only european country whose descriptive form takes the suffix "-ese"?
I don't know the labor laws in your state, but here in Massachusetts: - If your employer asks you to report for work at a certain time your...
How many white people does it take to change a light bulb? Two - one to pour the martinis while the other calls the electrician.
You gotta give him credit for not censoring what comes out of the subconscious.
Interesting use of language.. I would suppose your meaning is that since "damn" means to "go to hell", that God will actually go to hell in an...
In my experience, the best way to deal with such things is to play along with the joke and have the last laugh. After all, if it is such a big...
There was an indian chief who was allergic to mouse shit. Of course his tribe respected him and made a priority of keeping the local mouse...
A great story well told!
Pad thai with fish sauce!
A traveller is stuck in a small town in Mexico. No Cars. No bus service. Everyone in this town was apparently born there. Finally he is able to...
Why did Noah buld his Ark out of wood and not metal? "redlew kra" na evah t'ndid eH
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