I thought Dylan died about 7 years ago?
Heres a little road advice for ya kid! Don't let nobody know how much money you got or where it's hid. Don't even let a bitch who seems like the...
Old VW vans were pretty fucking hip and east to work on 30 years ago. Break down in The Nevada desert in one of them fuckers now and try to find...
Hey sweety don't believe this son of a bitch. He's just trying to get you in the sack.
From my experiences all generations of hippies have a percentage of those who refuse to wash their asses.
Poor Charlie! What a bum rap that despicable low life piece of shit got! Oh well, I guess that's what you get for hangin' around teenaged white...
My man, I was a stoned punk when most of you were little more than a stone aged white blood cell slowly forming it's way into the scrotum of a...
The rest of the day was spent sleeping in the early October sun on the sands of Mango beach about half way between here and now. I had just...
Which brings us to the subject of todays youth who roll their reefers the size of bananna's and wear the occasional bandana like a ten dollar punk...
Back in the days of glee when the sun shone bright over the backyard fence there lived a stinky little old man who always chewed a homemade...
The ideal situtation is to be in a position to grow a plant or two at your own expanse! The best idea is to remain your own best friend thereby...
Goddamnit I ain't dead I was just sleepin'!
I forgot to mention. The broad usually starts whistling dixie when the moment of truth arrives!
What ya need to do son is go out and take yer revenge against them fuckers! When the bitch knows ya got guts she'll be beggin' for the old salami...
Sympathy ain't the symphony it's cut out to be baby! What Suga needs is what Suga needs to go out and get. You girls shouldn't be so resentful...
It happens occasionally to me due to liver problems and unsafe sex. I was wonderin' if any of you youngsters have deteriorated to such a degree as...
The way I see it Jackson was screwin' around with 13 year old fag boys who were more than likely havin' the time of their fuckin' lives. It's not...
I usually put my ear up to the broads asshole and listen for the "1st National Tuba Brigade".
The best way to get into a broads panties is to pretend you ain't interested. When the moment of truth arrives drill that hole until you strike...
Sounds like my ex-wife!
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