Oh ... is THAT what is is? I thought you were offering ma a mink ... *gasp!* Are you sure you know better than my SatNav?
Yeah, why not? As long as his hands were tied behind his back and he was wearing a blindfold, and I was allowed to keep my swimsuit on ...
G - grin maniacally through the whole of the Monday morning staff meeting while slowly unbuttoning your blouse all the way from your neck to your...
Kool and the Gang
Your watch face looks very familiar ... sort of like the Westminster clock tower. Where did you get it? I quite like the hen ... but I prefer...
The early bird may get the worm ... but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese!
Dear diary ... it's no good. I've run out of halucingenics and the pharmacy isn't going to open until last Thursday. It looks like I'm going to...
No ... I think I used a bit too much gelatine. Will you let ME drive this time?
The law of diminishing laws. No new law shall be allowed to become law unless there shall first have been an old law on the same subject as the...
31 December 2017 5.45 ... woke up with a brilliant insight into how to prove Fermat's Last Theorem. Oh boy ... now I really AM going to make it...
Anxious
Didn't someone in your family help to build the Empire State building? Only on days that have an A in them
I always work hard at everything I do. How many G-strings do you got, Puggy?
Iguana
You can run ... but you can't hide. Would you like some sugar in that?
Do you start it with an ignition key, or a crank handle? Well, it was dry when I went to bed last night ...
And on the same theme ... ... you can't polish a turd
Abundantly sexy jellybaby, dearest! CLIT
Chaffinch
hall porter
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