lmfao :D
They're supposed to smell like a fish taco from LJS.
"Smoked out, loced out".. Sorry, I had a three 6 moment. :D
It sounds like she sucks already, without our help.
"I want to fuck you like an animal" :2thumbsup:
*blinks*
Ask your neighbor for a threesome. :D
To think after all these years, we've finally found the way to a larger penis.... .... weight loss.
*giggles*
RT: I remember a guy, a couple of years ago?, who posted asking something along the lines of if he jerked off in the shower and stepped in his own...
It tastes like the tuna melt I had for lunch.
The next time a man and woman give me a blow I'll compare the 2.
Did you eat the carrot?
Quite a bit.
Personally, I like the kind with 3 people.
I fell asleep once with my vibrator in me. When I woke up the batteries were dead.
My next to last bf told me, while screwing, that I was an inch away from where I needed to be.... but then again, this is the same guy who asked...
lmfao
Oooh, I want a balloon animal.
You suck out the creamy filling.
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