she's spending new year's eve in an igloo with a couple of under-sexed inuits and a jar of nutella..
Morrisey Smiths period.. Jim Morrison.. John Lennon..
was signed by the NY Yankees for a record fee yesterday
dump her! wwyd if the sun failed to come up..
was arrested for drink driving in a golf buggy
Queens of the stone age
I do what I want you don't know me That halo you flaunt isn't holy These dreams were broken long before you etched out the cracks
I'd call the police than ask you how the f**k you managed it! wwyd if the local cats started talking to you in english but nobody else mentioned it?
I've never fantasised about my neighbour's girlfriend... ever. <whistle>
banned for been under age in a pensioners' nudist colony
Ocean Colour Scene
I kneed & bake bread with my hands.. Have you ever chatted up someone and later found out they were gay or lesbian?
they teach Handl's water music in fish school. factoid. How do you catch a herring with a plastic bag and a cheese sandwich?
started stalking scarecrows after therapy failed
Therapeutic essence apple balm aids gastric MORON
by the way I nicked your tiger pic (I'm a fan of Hull City AFC aka The Tigers)
If I could fly I would like to be a penguin just to be a bird freak..
My wife's xbox looks ribbed NSTQM
I like any breasts that are out of their containers.. breasts are some of the most pleasurable, re-assuring, soft, sensitive items that you...
Gentlemen read after nightcap tipple LMFAO
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