Your father sounds like a very loving, caring soul for offering to wack a few of your "friends".
There isn't a chance in hell you could resist reading my posts kid!
You should stop reading the news in your local paper and concentrate on the funny pages for awhile and perhaps a new perspective on all the...
And furthermore... I usually find myself discusted by drunken self pitying, self gratifying losers who whine as if the...
Poor guy! If I had a kid who ended up like you I'd probably go insane as well. (rim-shot!) I think your old man needs to get his head out of...
I forgot to mention BYOC (bring your own cheese).
This July in the Cucumber Mountains of Northern Tennessee my collegues and I will host a three day self help seminar. Participants are...
According to the 3rd edition of Augie's Weekly Gazette most American males are in the perpetual process of a slow agonizing downhill slide into...
Sounds to me like you're overdue to go out and get a good workout on the old pussy stretcher. If the old man can't part the red sea I say go out...
Lord knows I've tried my best over the years to save the world one disillusioned moran at a time with success few and far between (with the...
Any issues should be brought to the immediate attention of the staff and management of Turtle Glen Psychiatric Institute. Any and all who are...
Actually I've been hoping to get in touch with men who experience the same trouble I've been having with my balls. Perhaps I shouldn't tell you...
Thats great! I've been having a problem with my balls sticking to the inside of my right leg since last October.
It's true! I'm damn proud of my boy and encourage intellectual pursuits outside of schooling.
Hey Shithead! Did you hear that son? this son of a bitch just called you a fag boy.
Hey I'm sorry about this folks. This is my son who seems to have somehow bypassed the block I put in to effect on our home computer. Shithead...
Ditch dwellers unite! The time is upon us to revolt against the mind control tactics of corporations such as Fritch Fritch and United Movers...
After 40 years of being bombarded (in the course of my work) with the ugliness of insanity induced by human sexual disfunction I will admit that...
Thats good taking into consideration I was refering to the vaginal oink-hole and not the man-root!
Not according to Webster's baby! And besides, it's enough to make you bleed from your ass! (rim-shot!)
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