Well seeing as this is fantasy, i will freeze time and build a mote of milk around a mote of water. The milk is laced with high contents of Opium...
Hmmm....being blasted from a big cannon with several diff ladies and having sex mid air and landing in ocean having sex in the water for 40 hours,...
Why not use plungers instead? could take the stick out and attach them to knee pads and gloves. :p probably more fun.
Why not West?
Was still good idea seeing as i forgot to put a wish lol. You do, but thousands of people greedily hog the fountain water and it takes you a year...
political Lobbying for those mistreated. Teaching people. Leading citizen based groups towards betterment of a situation.
Napping, sitting on the porch, watching TV, chatting here, reading. if its a light rain i will go out and enjoy it but not far from home.
Granted, but showing off got it stolen from you, as well as your wallet stolen.
rofl.... yeah no tobacco...maybe more leniant on alcohol.
Granted, but you continuously breathe fire and cant breathe normally. I wish I could make people hallucinate and see funny things I want them to.
Granted you win that prize, but right after you enter it snow covers over the igloo and hardens under extreme pressure, and you slowly suffocate...
Education: 26 years of ed or more. Basically the same as is now for the first ten years. At the 11th year starts enlightenment training, self help...
Granted, but not like you think. Your feet basically travels like a snail and your legs are paralized. Its a slow, disgusting travel. I wish...
Granted, but you kill all the ones you love in a fit of rage. Including: people in your town Your Friends Your Family Your Lover Everyone here on...
Granted, but you have no choice of where you end up and you find yourself in a cryogenic freezer and your tired from the last teleport and freeze...
heavy weight see above ^^
Mountains. Would you rather live in the clouds, or in the belly of the planet, in this scenerio you are immune to anything that could naturally...
Isn't that question a stupid question? (jk)
I am 12"11' tall
hmmm probably Orgazmik
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