So yeah...don't ask me how I know this, ;) but whippets are freaking adorable when you get them stoned!
"My teeth are vibrating." ...That was some really, really good shit.
So yeah, once again I'm going to an early-ass shift on no sleep thanks to the three stooges I share this shitty ass apartment with. 8 rolls...
...is fucking AMAZING when you're stoned! Holy crap...wow. This is like, the best show ever made. It has EVERYTHING!
Whoa, dude...that right there looks like a mad scientist bong. That catcher is godly. Got a name for it yet? ;)
Ganja makes me insufferably horny.
"Where's my laptop?" "On your lap." Annnnd later today... "Fuck...do me a solid. How do I send this e-mail? I forgot how." "You see where it...
"Why does D never answer zir phone?" "Don't worry too much. Zie tends to unplug it when zie's too stoned to talk." EDIT: "CROTCH COOKIES!"
I tried it in my cocaine phase. Managed to keep it down chasing it with scotch, but it didn't do shit. Straining the grunge and smoking it, on the...
Lord no...artificial sweeteners make me horribly ill.
[Stoner babble]I totally gotta get a sticker that says that for my bong. People keep trying to drink from it at parties. I'm scared someone's...
I think white lighters might just be cursed in general. White lighters and those fucking mini-Bics. Every time I've had a lighter die on me...
I'll be making a drastic change of lifestyle after I turn 25, so if I haven't kicked it by then I'll pretty much be forced to. I'm golden in that...
Best advice I can offer is this: Get up, start a slightly different routine. Get a job that doesn't make you want to pull out your hair and hang...
Surprisingly enough, yes. Still got every tooth I had after puberty with the exception of the ones removed to make space and my wisdom teeth....
This is going to sound ridiculous, but it's all true and I swear to you all, it affects my life as much as the cigarettes do. I go through a...
1. From earlier this evening: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!....Wait...my pants caught it all! YES!" - In response to spilling a sesh bowl. (Still wasn't...
I knew I would die young from an early age as well, and a liver disease pretty much guarantees it. Combine that with the amount of drugs I've...
I'm a bit late for this, but for the record: Totally is. Nutmeg is one of the main flavoring agents of eggnog. Coincidentally, October-January are...
Hey, I'm Don. I'm 22, living in Southern Ontario, working as a baker at Tim Horton's and sitting comfortably in Genderfuck Purgatory. Don't feel...
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