Already have and if things go the way I think with the girl Im currently, uh... with, will do it again soon.
Why? Are you offended by the dog or the dog serving beer? I thought it was cute!
Hmmm... I knew I was going to like this place! Very nice interval! Dont change a thing!!!
Woah dude! Sounds like you were just a little nervous or something. Or maybe you were more buzzed than you think.
1. Where were you the last time you realized you had to take a very nasty shit? 2. Where is the most embarrasing place you've relieved...
I would hope not!
Uh huh. I can almost hear the sarcasm! Just playin with ya! Not tryin to rub you the wrong way! Unless you want me to... LOL
Damn. Sorry dude. That sucks. I have been with a few that dont like oral sex at all. I cant stand that. Those ladies dont get repeat visits.
Aww thanks! Youre my new favorite person!
Usually three or four times a week. Depends on whats going on. And who!
When she's sitting on mine... I havent met any women that want a man to sit on theirs...
Hello darkness, my old friend, I’ve come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping Left it’s seeds while I was sleeping And the...
Herpes...the gift that keeps on giving! Come on out of that corner prism... I always wear a rubber. 30-something parters and safe as hell everytime!
Retro I just checked out your gallery... PLEASE dont tell me youre having trouble finding someone! Any guy that turns you down should be drug out...
Bridge over the river Kwai. Sir Alec Guiness plays a british officer in a POW camp. He brings the prisoners together and helps their captors build...
Andrew Jackson. The man that sent the Cherokee off on the trail of tears. What a prick.
The world is just fine. It's the people living on it that are pure bull. Sometimes the world gives you the keys to happiness and love. Sometimes...
LOL. Not really but I went to a bartending school and have a cretification that helps. Almost anyone can get a job drawing draft beer at an...
Hello folks. Just wandered in here and am intrigued enough to stick around for a little. I see there are some cool people here as well as a few...
Hey there sport, if you're so upset then move the fuck out. If youre 18 and mature enough then get out of your parents house and make your own...
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