are those girl sleepovers just an excuse to feel each other up?
I never invented anything this good so I was very excited that it worked and had to tell the world. I've been trying to invent a sex machine...
Sorry I've been gone so long. I don't come here much. I'm still using the machine, though. I'm used to it now so I don't even think about it.
I have this cardboard box that it fits into so it really is hands free. It rests on my lap. Just get a cardboard box that is like 11 inches...
I found a japanese girlfriend that gave better handjobs than sex. Oh lord, if you've never had a japanese girl before, you don't know what you...
I was using the Wet Platinum because that stuff last forever. You can jerk off...sit around naked and then jerk off again in an hour without...
You know when you go to those amusement parks when you are young. Well, they had these big crayon things that were filled with air and they were...
I used to jerk off 6 times a day when I was 18. I was nuts. Now that I'm 34, sometimes I'll go almost a week without jerking off or even...
if you want to masturbate...buy a hitachi drill...build this thing...that's what I did...hands free baby [IMG]
I've been using it so much that I don't even think about it as strange anymore. I can jerk off 4 times in one day with it easily in the period...
Do you have man hands? lol. If you are hands are small and delicate, nothing gets a man harder but if you got hands like you've been a brick...
First of all, almost all men at some time in their relationships resort to masturbating themselves. It's just very convenient. You might be a...
I'm still using this as my sole method of masturbation. I've become pretty spoiled by it.
Yeah but I've given up on women so that will never happen. hahahaha. and when I die, my family will come in and find the masturbation machine...
A hooker ? I get 3 cent handjobs now. 3 cents for the electricity used. hahaha.
I get no chaffing now with the new design !! It's perfect !!
I already posted a picture...check out page 2 or page 3...somehwere in there. I improved the design of it yesterday. Poke two hole right above...
So says a woman. Nothing is easier than picking it off the floor and putting it on your penis. With a woman, you got to talk to them and ask...
For anyone who wants to do this, make sure you use a silicone-based lube. I'm using Wet Platinum. Notice the title says "that actually works"....
So far, I've completely given up masturbating by hand. This thing is covering all my needs. One thing I did discover is that you need to put...
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