I believe anyone that doesn't like strip clubs is either gay or fridgid or suffers of low self esteem. There can be no other reasons.
Whatever it takes. I'm your jar of Play-Doh for whatever you wanna do to me. Be nice though.
I would date one. I wouldn't marry one. I love fake boobs.
Let's get this sharade over with and hook up! You could cut the sexual tension between us with a knife!
God, are you queer.
Mayo Snot. Blow or suck?
No need for me to reference anything. We all already know the dirty details.
Just wear my testicle earings, be happy and shut up!
Either or. Just naked Reverse cowgirl or reverse cowboy?
[img] I gotta find something less appealing. This pic has always made the ladies cream their jeans.
Like my grandpa said: Box ears Plain or peanut?
Plane Vagina then mouth or Doesn't matter
Coffee Sun or shade?
The truck isn't what made you look retarded. Believe me.
Can Feet Be An Erotic Zone??? Only when I kick your ass and shove my foot halfway up your rectum. It makes me feel oh so fine!
Your curiosity burns more intense everyday. I know. [img]
In memory of the 'ol Bug_Man, I'm sure they would be dangling from your ears as a fine piece of jewelery.
WTF? You've never seen a pic of me! Not a real one, anyway. So back off, Sister Kayla!
Mine would say; "Back off. You're standing on my nuts!"
I look 25, act 10, and feel 50. I gotta slow down. [img]
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