Dude, your woman wasn't complaining last night. P.S. Tell her I need my socks back. I think I left them under the bed.
Agreed. It was only when I Saran Wrapped my dick for two weeks that I realized just how much I'd been missing all these years. I'm now on the...
That's what the uncut media WANTS you to believe. Don't buy everything you hear, turtleneck.
You'll never be president.
Mobile pleasure mechanism! I'm borrowing that one. You got some talent there, Captain Foreskin. Don't waste it all on penis-ish threads. BTW,...
Reminds me of Reggie Hammond in 48 Hours - "I've been in prison for two years. My dick gets hard when the wind blows." Every U.S. President has...
I feel phantom pain in my amputated foreskin. Is that normal?
In high school, they called Obama "turkey neck."
You may have somniphobia. Its real, I've had it since I was around 8. Its at its absolute worst now, because I quit drinking. And it is real...
Doesn't matter. Do what you can to remember those fun times. You'll look back on those fun times a lot differently if someone you were with, no...
Sorry, too funny not to quote. WTF is a skin bridge, turkey neck, and/or circ line? I'll read your answer with my eyes squinted and head turned...
Or that the uncircumcized men you've been with are compulsive exaggerators. That was a joke, btw. But seriously, have sex with me, and you'll...
You didn't provide any evidence, much less overwhelming evidence. In fact, everything you posted was conclusory opinion based on little if any...
Catch-22 is the greatest book of the last century, if not of all time, in my opinion. Endless insight. Funny as hell too, he set forth every...
I read John Barleycorn in my early 20s, and thought about it often in the years after, especially its moral that you have to be more drunk in...
Post a link with this overwhelming evidence. WTF? I'd love to read how that alleged Mapplethorpian study was conducted. Who is the control...
Believe it or not, entire internet message boards have almost been destroyed over posts like yours. I swear to Hunab-Ku. Comparing it to female...
Once in Amsterdam when I was 18. It was more a rite of passage thing - who hasn't been to Amsterdam in their early years and paid for sex? It...
Depending on your mood it can be an aggravation, or a deep feeling of a center of power. All the uncontrolled movements are annoying during the...
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