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C'mon! There are no guys that PREFER fat chicks, are there? I mean, that's all they can get, right? That was always my impression.
I'm not much into holding hands but I would be more than willing to drag you around by the hair.
Let me guess........................................YOU'RE HAIRY?
Good for you girlfriend! As the old commercial said, "flic my bic"!
Well, if a hairy woman is all a guy can get then a hairy woman is all a guy shall have.
I once dialed a porn phone number to talk to a lady. It took me sooooooo long to get off (if you know what I mean) that the woman just hung up....
Most women would prefer that YOU don't touch them. It seems you really creep them out. Sorry, but riding the gay train is an option.
For myself, your posts just seemed to be a little bit too sensitive and kinda faggy when I first read them.
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