dehydration from holding your eyes open
loves the smell of my farts
carpal tunnel syndrome
busdriver's lip, which was infested with herpes
is all out of batteries
because his dick was so small it
stars in doggy style videos
posts faster than a troll
i'd drink her juice
The one who smokes the best weed.
BLASPHEMOUS HERETIC SHOW HIM TO THE RACK!
I have dropped many a dollar into his collection plate.
salvia.... while it's still legal
Swishers and Phillies and White Owls.... all way too harsh. The paper is such a low grade. It's full of nasty chemicals, just like construction...
you just made me spill my beer
see "Articles of Confederation" Hate to oversimplify things, but the Constitution was our downfall. Federalists/Zionists/Fascists.... what's the...
She was a total bad ass bitch! A hottie 'til the day she passed!
....patiently waits
Olive Juice!
types his posts with his cock
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