Or Otis the Aardvark
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The "cool" kids at school called me Jesus, 'cos everybody knows he was a skinny white guy with long hair from Scotland.
I hope i can be pr0n queen one day.
sadly i'm not. Hope it goes well.
For some reason i always want to listen to soul when summer comes. What does the sun make you listen to?
yes Claire, yes you do.
Dam you Zonk, always one step ahead... ...one day it will change, it will all change.. ..AND WHO'LL BE LAUGHING THEN, EH?????
You should not mock the Lord. He will strike you down.
wow, you are so smart. I never would have thought about currency or exchange rates. I bow before your superior intellect.
Why should somebodies sign matter. If you love someone truly, and they love you in return, then things should work out.
better cut them off then.
i have nothing to do from now, until i die. so whenever is cool with me.
Evian have an advert which states that its secret is hidden somewhere in the Alps. I am looking for people to come with me in search of the great...
its true.
none of the god dam keys are working on this keyboard.
Blagged my way down to the street party, but had to leave before the trophy and the glorious reds showed up. Lets just hope its not another 21...
i didn't like school very much.
"crystally"- I like the usage of scientific terms for describing your pot. You sound very intelligent, and i'm sure your weed is the best smoke in...
I got my notice of eviction. I also had to get a physcologist appointment booked because my brain is broke again. I burnt the toast and then...
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