OMG yeah, you're definitely looking pregnant now. Definitely looks like a girl. You see the curvature on the right side of her stomach there?...
Get off my lawn!
Yeah, I was going to mention that. Dillusion here is a fan of the boobies.
I fucked a dude once, does that count? Er...no homo?
Fuckin' a right, man. I agree with every word of what this guy says.
Your mom. No homo!
Don't join the army! You will end up in the desert getting shot at!
I'm growing my annual winter beard, but when I'm not doing that I just use a normal razor.
Dude, totally show up when they open.
How does a nudist club have a sweater? Isn't that missing the point? I'm wearing boxers that are too small for me because I didn't do laundry...
Congrats! I have a niece. It's a fuckin' blast. I love being an uncle.
That sentence implies that he might have more respect for an above-average child porn collector.
He doesn't need an excuse to only let the camera see when he's high. He can just do it that way.
That's beautiful. Where are you at?
Can you give me the name of the bar this girl hangs out at? kthx
shit hell damn. ...hey, if I post right after myself it's like masturbating!
I do! And I see you enjoy riding unicorns! We should totally do it.
Ooh, I like doing that too!
Happy birthday Hiro! Woooooo! I will drink for you tonight, since you can't.
Well shit.
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