used to have 23 piercings in my ball bag
never worn a dress
Loves Arnie
The only VD around here appears to be you:D
Oh well there's always one and it 's me. I've got a t shirt on, cos it's a cool evening.
is this another religeous war???? it's enough to turn anyone atheist!!!! Xmas is a bout presents and friends, etc etc....
I wonder how she will react when her brother has his 1st gay anal experience????:D just buy her a big dildo for xmas, I think she needs it.:p
Here in Victoria, Australia, it's a conviction
Well i just hope when i die, I die in the middle of having a very big smelly loose dump. Atleast that way I Know I'll be remembered:D
I found a wallet on a tram in the city, so i thought I'dd better see inside for a phone number. there was'nt one, but there was a bag of green. I...
maybe he was a bit insane
and it comes out exactly the same as when it goes in:D
I think your friend need a good shagging:D
I can fart on command
to sew on
8 years ago I worked in the UK for McDs distribution, and after seeing all the products, and how they are treated I can't even stomach the smell...
need to work on a farm in
back to my
I collect marine tattoos, fish etc
reviews from a theatre critic who chewed
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