^ Awww rubes :love: And last time i cried was yesterday, I ran out of lube so i burst into tears, then realized my tears could be used as lube...
They are sooo hardcore! thumbs downing comments about flowers... i mean wow i wish i could be that hardcore... :(
It was the "plane" took so long to get here ha ha not to mention it tore the bottom half of my dress off when it took off (that's how long the...
I think i would just go with something Daphne Guinness said "I was afraid of heights so i jumped out of a plane" Which is so true in a sense that...
Please do not delete this when sober, it's beautiful :rofl: :2thumbsup:
Found your driveway yet? :devil:
And his temptations hence why he's coming to the wedding...
Oh wow how fitting your avatar has a cock, sorry cig in it's mouth... :) And you've told me loads of times about your rape fantasies... :devil:
Yea TOTES! Because we all know cat likes a nice FAT cock, sorry cigar in his mouth. I think chrissy would visit our place often too, due to this...
^ That truly is sex dungeon talk... not that i've been to one of those or anything ;)
I will so lure you with a latte! P.S You will be high making the fog with dreadz that you won't actually know who you are... I'm sure this will...
YOU!? :2thumbsup:
Ghandi's corpse?
I know our wedding will be so fantastic with all our amazing guests etc <3 It would totally suck not to be invited...
I can.
Say's the "91" year old... :rolleyes:
Thank you! For making quite possibly the most disappointing attempt at "hating" I've seen in my actual life... to something one could consider...
Maybe we should invite "David" to do it? HA HA HA HA HA :puke::puke::puke:
Ooooo well in that case like Ruby you're an opposite sex lesbian... and maybe that four-way with Ruby, the Scotsman dressed waist up as batman and...
That's totally fine! But she has to consent first :)
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